Archive for November, 2008
Prop 8 Protest – Funny Gay Protest Signs
Just thought I’d post some of the funny gay slogans I’m finding with all of the Prop 8 news and highlight a few of the best ones. Homosexuals are protesting the Mormon Church in LA for their support for the gay marriage ban and are irate as hell about the passing of Proposition 8. I must say the “GLBT” community is a clever one. Check these out, and if you have more please send and I will post them as soon as I can:
“No More Mr. Nice Gay”. LOL.
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Solution to the UK Bee Problem – Bee Protest in Westminster
The British Beekeepers Assocation (BBKA) held a protest outside of Downing Street yesterday to ask the government to invest more into finding out why the bees are dying off from a mystery disease.
BBKA, I support you to the fullest and here’s some help to further your cause. Now “bear” with me. In America where all things are perfect, we have this awesome poster child for forest fires known as “Smokey the Bear“. Smokey is an enormous, muscular nature-loving and kind-hearted bear who cares about wildlife. Don’t take him for a hippie or he will eat you. He stands tall, wears a Park Rangers hat with a cartoonish smile as he informs that you, and only YOU …. can put out forest fires.
What you need is to represent the bee population with an equally kick ass bear mascot. Bees make honey. Winnie the Pooh loves honey. Just look at him, isn’t he the cutest damn thing you’ve ever seen?
And if it doesn’t work, Pooh’s seemingly valium-induced personality will probably force you to stop caring about bees. If you’re hungry, just eat that little bastard Piglet and blame it on Eeyore. Nobody likes them, anyway.
Olympic Wrestler Banned for 2 years for Olympic Protest
Remember the story from the Olympics where the Switzerland wrestler Ara Abrahamian threw down his Bronze medal in protest after a dispute on a call made during his wrestling match? Well, it resulted in a 2 year ban from the sport.
Ara, if you even THINK about rolling around on a mat with another man for the next 2 years, it’s straight to Wrestling Hell for you where Andre the Giant is waiting to sit on you.
In his defense however, I don’t think the Olympic Committee understands the core of the issue. The Swiss are accustomed to medals being filled with tasty chocolate. When Ara took a bite of his Bronze medal and realized it was filled with low-quality flavor (the kind that has to have sugary cream filling to mask the taste), of course he threw it down in disgust.
When your country is known for it’s chocolate you will accept nothing less than the Gold medals. That’s where the Swiss chocolate goes. As for you Ara: Go eat a Toblerone and stop whining!
Scott County High School Gives in to Westboro Church Protest
Yesterday I wrote about the obnoxious hicks from Westboro Church in Kansas driving hundreds of miles to protest a high school performance of The Laramie Project. The high school staff deemed it necessary to close down the school for a day, probably fearing most the students preparing to whoop some Kansas hick ass.
To the students of Scott County: don’t think you’re getting out of learning something today just because you’re waking up at 12pm and playing video games. Here is my lesson for you: Everyone wants a day off of school and you’ve gotten firsthand experience in how to achieve that goal.
Perform a controversial play that inspires homophobia and a band of hateful hicks from the Midwest will come to protest……. and you will get 1 FREE DAY OUT OF CLASS! No more need for snow days, just lure the morons to the front of your school with a few “fag” and “hell” signs.
Homophobic Westboro Church Will Protest High School’s “The Laramie Project”
Oh, yeesh. The Westboro Church will once again dish out their hatred and homophobia, this time aiming at a Detroit high school for performing “The Laramie Project”.
If you’re not sure who Westboro Church is, they’re arguably the most perfect example of “Junk Activism”. In fact, if “Junk Activism” ever makes it into the dictionary, it should have a picture of a Westboro Church protest. Expect me to write about them frequently…
The message is this: God hates us all (but especially Jews, Muslims, gays, and soldiers) and he’s wrecking his vengeance on the world for all of the evil in it by allowing/causing every mortal reality for humanity.
They go to the funerals of dead soldiers to tell their parents that their kids went to hell. They pray and thank god publicly when someone dies of AIDS or gets a gay beatdown. God gets credit for it all and they’re spreading His Word in the loudest, most offensive way possible. Sort of like the KKK of Christianity.
From UPI.com: “‘The Laramie Project’ has a function — it’s to teach rebellion,” Phelps-Roper said.
Sort of like how a fringe hate group will drive hundreds of miles to protest homosexuality outside of a high school. Other churches won’t even associate with you, dude. Aren’t you teaching rebellion?