Junk Activism

From a buddy of mine:  I was walking around Venice Beach and saw these guys with this poster and thought I would interview them for you.

So yeah, on Venice Beach you can sign this billboard with your scribbles if you agree that Jesus Loves Homosexuals as much as a God-fearing, fertile, and reproducing straight peoples:

Since Jesus shares his love with drug addicts, alcoholics, and gays as if they were all normal people like the rest of us, we should see if he really loves them equally.  Now I understand that this is mostly Public Relations for religion, but I hypothesize that this love is NOT equal - in fact I propose an experiment to see what he loves the most:

First, we create three new “Jesus Loves” boards, one for drug addicts, one for alcoholics, and one for homosexuals.  Then we line them up all next to each other and give someone the option of signing one (1) board.  Then, we count the signatures between the drug addicts, alcoholics, and homosexuals.  Keep in mind if you’re a gay alcoholic drug addict, you’ve got a 100% shot of getting some of that fine, fine Jesus Lovin’.

Then, we should take it a step further and spread the Jesus love to some of those who don’t get muh Jesus Love.  And mostly because I’m curious to know who would win in a “Jesus Loves” board signing rally between:

Jesus Loves Illegal Immigration
Jesus Loves Nazis
Jesus Loves Smoking Pot (I imagine this one would be much higher in Cali, no pun intended)
Jesus Loves Communist China
Jesus Loves Satan Worshippers
Jesus Loves S&M
Jesus Loves Consumerism
Jesus Loves Obama
Jesus Loves Terrorism
Jesus Loves George W. Bush

Haha.  I laughed so hard I spit my drink all over the monitor when I saw this one.  Then I wiped my stuff off with a paper towel and laughed some more.

The Website in the picture is NSFW… you have been warned.

Seriously, 8 babies?  And she actually had 6 embryos implanted.  And she already has 6 kids for a grand total of 14 children.  At this point giving birth must feel as normal as brushing her teeth.  She probably does give birth while brushing her teeth. Here are some intelligent words from our single and unemployed mother of 14:

All I wanted was children. I wanted to be a mom. That’s all I ever wanted in my life,” she said. “I love my children.

Everyone loves their children… but we’re not all manufacturing them like car parts.  These are live human beings you’re producing…  I can’t even begin to explain how irresponsible, selfish, and stupid all of this is on every level imaginable. I hope the next time you show up asking for embryo implants the doctor does us all a favor and installs a permanent cork in your womb.

Ah, but enough of my ranting about personal responsibility.  It’s Friday today and we all should laugh.  This guy stood out in front of her house to protest her baby addiction with this awesome sign:

Something huge in the gay community has happened in the past couple weeks and it’s not in anyone’s trousers.

It was Proposition 8, which I wrote an opinion on this week.  To write this blog I pan over news feeds on protests around the world on a daily basis.  This has gotten more attention on the Internet than anything yet in the past two months except Thailand’s political troubles.

Gay protesting and plans for protests are sprouting up everywhere from L.A. to New York City to Austin to Lansing Michigan (who is now famous for their ‘Gay Fascists‘) to Salt Lake City and back to San Fran and Sacramento.  No matter where you go, it seems there is a gay ole time to be had.

Here are some links I found with some more clever, funny gay protest signs for your imagination to chew on:

Proposition 8 Protest Signs - Several here that are good and I haven’t seen before.

Top 10 Prop 8 Protest Signs - I question why there is a top 10 already, it looks like the protests are just getting started. But regardless, there are still some funny ones.

Cre8ive Prop 8 - “Focus on your OWN Family” made me laugh.

I’m sure there is more to come….

Found here

Even Marilyn Manson showed up.

“I’m glad my (heart) grandmas are married”