De Jesus (Christ AND the AntiChrist) and His Followers Protest Miami…Over a Divorce
Oh boy, it must be my lucky day! Who said Friday the 13th was unlucky? Finding news like this is a pure golden gem that makes me giddy and tickles my fancy!
Religious cults are fun. Especially ones where the leaders have been interviewed by Bill Maher in Religulous. If most religious belief systems didn’t seem schizophrenic and confusing before, our Latin friend De Jesus is BOTH the Second Coming of Christ… AND…. the Anti-Christ.
In the first corner, the second coming of Christ – where Christ miraculously returns to Earth to take his followers to Heaven and destroy the AntiChrist and the planet.
And, in the next corner (being the same corner), we have the AntiChrist – Ruler of the secular world, overwhelming and oppressive dictator of politics, religion, military and wealth.
De Jesus embodies both of these. What power! What responsibility! What humble burden!
Unfortunately, the AntiChrist is still subject to such secular human problems as government and relationship woes. It does help to have cash, though….and the government has found that his “Church” isn’t as much a “Church” as a personal business – therefore, his ex-wife gets a cool $2.2 million after living with a physically abusive Christ/Antichrist combo. It pays well to be the AntiChrist’s ex.
Despite his inability to manage his finances, relationships, and stay out of legal trouble, his supporters are still behind him 100%. And we should be on the good side of anybody named “Jesus”, right?
Many of de Jesus’ followers say his clash with the secular justice system is further proof that he is the Second Coming. The original Messiah also faced significant legal difficulties, they note.
Yes! The original Messiah Jesus Christ faced legal difficulties. Like voluntarily surrendering to public Roman Crucifixion. I must have missed the story where the “original Jesus” tattooed 666 to his forearm, ran from the authorities, beat his wife and got divorced. I also missed the story where Jesus builds massive wealth by developing a charismatic business venture and runs away like a coward to avoid persecution.
Happy Friday the 13th! Don’t walk under any ladders. Expect lots of “Knocking on Wood”. It’ll probably be the AntiChrist at your door, hiding from the police. Now who’s had the Last Supper?
