PETA Protests the AKC with a Ku Klux Klan Comparison
Ok. I’m feeling a little grumpy today so instead of being cheeky and fun like I normally like to be, I’m just going to issue a reaming on this one.
Seriously, why couldn’t PETA do something cool like a nude protest? Why cross this line? Does PETA have their heads so far up their asses they can’t see how ludicrous it is to compare a silly pretentious Dog Show to one of the most disgusting, racist cultural embarrassments of modern America?
The fact that PETA would have the audacity to stoop so low as to dress as these ignorant redneck retards to serve an “animal rights” agenda shows no shame. It is also yet more proof to the whole world that PETA’s agenda has no foundation in facts, logic or reason but instead is driven by the emotional whims of the most weak-minded and naive people of modern society. These same sincere but weak-minded and naive are the only ones that will ever take this message seriously.
Dressing up as the KKK is a big “Fuck You” to the African American community and anyone who has fought so hard to end racism in America. Racism is one of the biggest civil liberty/human rights issues America has EVER faced, and this undermines the problems we have overcome, using shock appeal to “market” an irrelevant cause.
Such a simple-minded association - the only ones who would even agree to this are white people from wealthy homes who are so detached from Nature and Conservation they probably have never even been camping. Pfft.
Anyway, since you’ve already found it a good idea associated yourselves with White Supremacy and American racism, I’ve thought of some other great offensive things you can try out:
1) Dress up as Hitler’s Youth Nazis and march through downtown Berlin adorning swastikas. After all, Hitler did have a Eugenics plan. Build a giant “gas chamber” and invite the public to go inside. Maybe even stamp their wrists with their own number while you’re at it. Isn’t Eugenics more appropriate for this AKC thing, anyway? “Master Race” and all?
2) Get a cross and crucify an animal effigy in Jerusalem. You can all dress up like Jews and Romans in Mel Gibson’s Passion, speak Aramaic, ridicule, spit, and prod at it. Make sure there is plenty of blood to go around and compare your message to Christ as you walk the Way of the Cross.
3) Cover yourself in animal feces and roll around in the entryways of city zoos. You know, because we cage the animals and all and they should be able to shit where they like.
4) Hire clowns dressed as vets to juggle jars of real, neutered dog balls and formaldahyde. You could hand them out to passers-by. This one would be great for any circus or city. Get attention for those neuterings!
5) You’ll be sure to get a news plug for this one and it will also work in any city - Represent the strays! Dress like homeless people, roll around in the dirt, and stop showering for 2 weeks. Contract a contagious disease and cough on everyone that passes. That’ll teach them!
One more thing…
If you think you’re giving money to help animals when you donate to PETA, think again. You’re just supporting a weak “animal rights agenda” when what we should be doing is planning for future conservation. Animals don’t give a shit about rights, anyway. Only humans do. Equally, only humans care about conservation. Animals want their needs met: food, water, safety, and something to breed with. They don’t give a shit about what is going extinct or why. The natural laws of “survival of the fittest” still apply and humans are THRIVING - therefore, to be responsible at the top of the food chain, life on our planet must be managed like any other evaluable commodity… if we are to sustain their population. We can’t personify animals because it “feels good” to do so.
Wake up and smell the reality - it is wonderful and delicious. Get a good whiff and then go do something useful for nature. But don’t feed PETA.
4) Hire clowns dressed as vets to juggle jars of real, neutered dog balls and formaldahyde. You could hand them out to passers-by. This one would be great for any circus or city. Get attention for those neuterings!
Thats the best quote. Them maybe we can get the guy from Bizarre foods to eat the balls on a stick!
Jeremiah
11 Feb 09 at 7:20 pm
Tell me about it.. They are running out of shit to do.. Shock value to them is just ignorant to intelligent people, and has no benefit whatsoever, then again I am assuming that their members are in fact intelligent.. No one cares about their bullshit agenda.. That’s why they have to add such sock value.. Otherwise people won’t notice them.. Come on how many people do you really think will stop buying purebred pets after seeing that lame video? People spend the money to buy purebred pets, and gladly spend the money, as it saves money on later vet bills from getting a shitty dog with all kinds of fucked up problems.. Health as well as temperament is the whole point to a Pedigree.. Who in their right, dare I suggest logical mind wants someone else’s problem dog that has a history of Tearing shit up and pissing and shitting all over the place…Hence the reason the first morons gave the dog up for adoption to begin with.. People become attached to their animals and don’t want to see them suffer as they age… There is more logic to a purebred dog than $$$.. The breeder take pride in producing a quality pet that has a healthy life and gives companionship and love to their master and not a inbred fucked up dog with two tails that will attack new born children when not monitored. We live in a culture where stem cell research is a breaking down genetic deformity barriers in humans, and so through selective breeding a majority of deformed pet genes have been breed out.. We as Americans treat our pets as family members and want them to be intelligent and have a healthy life. Maybe according to PETA we should not use our evolutionary genes and not produce quality children, rather adopt crack babies out of compassion. Then we would live in a great place full of fucked up generations and doom our race.
Fucking PETA kills more animals than they adopt out.. Instead of protesting a dog show and comparing the KKK to AKC they should send all their animal loving members the animals they receive , instead of PETA killing more than the human society in the same town… That sounds much more logical than dressing up like a redneck and marching around, that and producing a shitty made video with half ass actors. This is the only way a PETA’s member ever gets noticed in their sad existence of a life. How many of the celebrities really give two shits about the PETA agenda??? The main reason they even pose and support PETA’s lame cause is to get some exposure to their washed up; has been carriers’.. When is the last time you have seen Pamela Anderson actually casted in anything? I personally know Pamela enjoys leather; and exotic leather at that. In 2005 I was in Hollywood and donated to a Celebrity grab bag as well as attended the Party and the Hollywood Bowl for the Rosanne Barr DVD release party. Later Pamela told the organizer her favorite gift in the bag was the stingray keychain I contributed. This is coming from PETA’s main ongoing celebrity spokesperson!!!!!!
Jeremiah
11 Feb 09 at 8:51 pm
Best article yet. I much prefer your grumpy demeanor. And I must admit, after the laughing, I hung my head at the thought of jugglers tossing around jarred animal ‘nads, as we can all be certain some PETA-head has already pilfered the local animal hospital’s testicle cache, just waiting for an idea of what to do with ‘em.
James
12 Feb 09 at 12:27 am