Junk Activism

PETA leaves no tasty animal unturned, this time creating a high tech double-whammy protest: Protest Thanksgiving turkey eating AND the video game “Cooking Mama” on Nintendo Wii.

“Cooking Mama – Mama Kills Animals” turns a tame, food-loving cooking video game on Nintendo Wii into a violent animal slaughtering bloodbath.  The goal?  Show the true evils of eating bird on Thanksgiving and persuade Cooking Mama to make a vegetarian version.  Hmm.  Who would’ve thought the non-meat-eating population were such avid players of boring video games.

Regardless of speculation, the truth is PETA has made Cooking Mama more exciting.  From Doom to Grand Theft Auto to Resident Evil, everyone knows that violent games ARE FUN.   Mama has been transformed from a twinkle-eyed smiling Japanimation into a no-nonsense carnivorous bad ass. “Cooking Mama – Mama Kills Animals” goes back to the basics of meat eating – the simulated pleasures of yanking apart animal pieces – without actually having to do it.

Thanks, PETA.   Your next assignment is either “Barney’s Hide N’ Seek” or “Barbie Super Model“.  Please make these games more tolerable for play.  You guys hate people, and although an outdated model, Barney is technically an animal…. make him a man-eating dinosaur or something more useful for killing so this stupid game is tolerable to look at.  Maybe he can eat Barbie for wearing fur.

I WISH YOU A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!