Junk Activism

Ok.  I’m feeling a little grumpy today so instead of being cheeky and fun like I normally like to be, I’m just going to issue a reaming on this one.

Seriously, why couldn’t PETA do something cool like a nude protest?  Why cross this line?  Does PETA have their heads so far up their asses they can’t see how ludicrous it is to compare a silly pretentious Dog Show to one of the most disgusting, racist cultural embarrassments of modern America?

The fact that PETA would have the audacity to stoop so low as to dress as these ignorant redneck retards to serve an “animal rights” agenda shows no shame.  It is also yet more proof to the whole world that PETA’s agenda has no foundation in facts, logic or reason but instead is driven by the emotional whims of the most weak-minded and naive people of modern society.  These same sincere but weak-minded and naive are the only ones that will ever take this message seriously.

Dressing up as the KKK is a big “Fuck You” to the African American community and  anyone who has fought so hard to end racism in America.  Racism is one of the biggest civil liberty/human rights issues America has EVER faced, and this undermines the problems we have overcome, using shock appeal to “market” an  irrelevant cause.

Such a simple-minded association – the only ones who would even agree to this are white people from wealthy homes who are so detached from Nature and Conservation they probably have never even been camping.  Pfft.

Anyway, since you’ve already found it a good idea associated yourselves with White Supremacy and American racism, I’ve thought of some other great offensive things you can try out:

1) Dress up as Hitler’s Youth Nazis and march through downtown Berlin adorning swastikas.  After all, Hitler did have a Eugenics plan.  Build a giant “gas chamber” and invite the public to go inside.  Maybe even stamp their wrists with their own number while you’re at it.  Isn’t Eugenics more appropriate for this AKC thing, anyway?  “Master Race” and all?

2) Get a cross and crucify an animal effigy in Jerusalem.  You can all dress up like Jews and Romans in Mel Gibson’s Passion, speak Aramaic, ridicule, spit, and prod at it.  Make sure there is plenty of blood to go around and compare your message to Christ as you walk the Way of the Cross.

3) Cover yourself in animal feces and roll around in the entryways of city zoos.  You know, because we cage the animals and all and they should be able to shit where they like.

4) Hire clowns dressed as vets to juggle jars of real, neutered dog balls and formaldahyde.  You could hand them out to passers-by.  This one would be great for any circus or city.  Get attention for those neuterings!

5) You’ll be sure to get a news plug for this one and it will also work in any city – Represent the strays!   Dress like homeless people, roll around in the dirt, and stop showering for 2 weeks.  Contract a contagious disease and cough on everyone that passes.  That’ll teach them!

One more thing…

If you think you’re giving money to help animals when you donate to PETA, think again.  You’re just supporting a weak “animal rights agenda” when what we should be doing is planning for future conservation.  Animals don’t give a shit about rights, anyway.  Only humans do.  Equally, only humans care about conservation.  Animals want their needs met:  food, water, safety, and something to breed with.  They don’t give a shit about what is going extinct or why.  The natural laws of “survival of the fittest” still apply and humans are THRIVING – therefore, to be responsible at the top of the food chain, life on our planet must be managed like any other evaluable commodity… if we are to sustain their population.  We can’t personify animals because it “feels good” to do so.

Wake up and smell the reality – it is wonderful and delicious. Get a good whiff and then go do something useful for nature.  But don’t feed PETA.