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PETA lover legally changes her name to CutOutDissection.com
Do I even have to point out how cool this is? Do I have to point out how perfect for this blog it is?
19 year old Jennifer Thornburg vows so passionately for attention that she has changed her name to the URL of her new Dissection protest site.
PETA fan Jennifer was disgusted by the idea of learning biology by poking scalpels at a tasty animal’s insides. Or…maybe she flunked biology…. but whatever it is, by adding “Dissection” to her name, it serves as a lifelong constant reminder of her obsession with what seems to have been the worst experience of her high school career. She wants to be called “Cutout” for short.
Now let me tell you why this is so crucially important…
WHAT AN AWESOME WAY TO GET TRAFFIC TO YOUR WEBSITE! Change your legal name to a dot-com.
There are far better names than “CutoutDissection.com” that would accomplish your goal in a more righteous manner. Like, for instance, “JunkActivism.com”. We could call you “Junk” for short.
I couldn’t pay for that kind of publicity…..or could I?
What do you say, Jennifer? er…I mean, CutoutDissection.com?
