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Smells like Summer
Obama’s first year in office is turning out to be a doozie. All sorts of action on the Domestic and International front are keeping things exciting! I don’t feel like spending a lot of time talking about one thing today, so I think I’ll summarize some of the more interesting things I’ve found as of late.
Kim Jung Il
I don’t think anyone including his own country actually like this guy. With stuff like this in the news I think most of us are just waiting for him to die already. What I think is most bothersome is that the citizens of North Korea are so indoctrinated to this guy’s cockfight with the rest of the world to aspire to own weapons that they’ve been brainwashed into accepting their piss-poor condition. Unfortunate, and this picture made me vomit a little in my mouth and laugh at the same time:
If you want a laughable read, just read his biography with quotes such as:
Sharing joy and sorrow with the people at all times and through genuine popular politics, the benevolent politics, he has made the whole country a large revolutionary family in which all people are united around the Party and the leader. He has also shown deep concern to providing the Korean people with worthwhile and happy lives.”
And this:
The cause of the Korean revolution advancing vigorously …. will achieve ultimate victory without fail in any storms and adversity and Korea will shine brilliantly as the motherland…where its 70 million fellowmen enjoy genuine freedom and prosperity on the reunified land.”
PETA
Haha. PETA is protesting seal clubbing by mock-clubbing seals for my enjoyment. They took the joys of seal-culling and brought it into sunny warm downtown. Check out this one from the article of a middle aged woman pick-axing a pile of stuffed animals in the street doused in fake blood while PETA cheers her on:
Greenpeace
These guys recently succeeded in needlessly getting themselves arrested by blocking a port. They’ll provide a useful service of wasting time and money in the judicial system, now, I’m sure. Way to go guys.
Obama
Not really protest news, but he’s signing a law for “no discrimination” for Transgender empolyees. I think we should also sign a law that says nuns who wear biker clothing at night and molest adults dressed as cartoon characters and work for the government get special rights as well. Oh yeah, and those little people, what are they called, midgets? We should give them priviledges and stilts, only referring to them as “V.C.’s” (Vertically Challenged) I’m sure these transgender rights will keep me from discussing my coworker’s balls, those ones who talk like Rambo wearing stockings and skirts. This is an unfortunate law for an upstanding outspoken indiviudal like myself.
That said, I think anti-transgender discriminiation is a good thing and we should extend this across the board as soon as possible, especially in the military. There is a severe lack of style in the U.S. military, and we should be recruiting all of those fine young men that wish they were a 20 year old girl into all parts of our armed forces. Espcially the front lines: you want to get into some Muslim Extremist’s heads? Stop blowing them up with Robots and bombs. Send a whole platoon of transgendered Americans after him, wearing full on bondage gear, stockings, lipstick, and crotchless panties. Then you add in a funky house beat and some high heels, build a catwalk from Baghdad to Iran and you walk these guys [sorry, girls] back and forth for a few weeks and see what happens. Call it a social experiment.
It’s summer, be sure to soak in some nice warm radiation this season!
