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Musicians Protest Using Their Music for Torture at Guantanamo Bay
Can someone tell me why our policy is to use Heavy Metal and Rap to break prisoners? Music is ENTERTAINMENT. We need something more psychological, that taps right into the root of complete mental breakdown. Not to mention the technology and creative thinking exists today. Let’s made the world a safer place together:
1) Get a collection of the finest minds on Madison Avenue. You know, the advertising execs who bullshit people into “relating personally” to some brand or product. If you have the minute brain activity required to see through the inherent bullshit of television advertising, you know what I’m talking about.
2) Give them the task of developing the best advertising with Muslim Extremists as their target audience. It must be catchy and irresistable, and it must be for some arbitrary consumer good. (It doesn’t really matter what it is.)
Of course, you tell them it’s also for kids, because there are a whole set of advertising assholes who make it their duty to write songs that convince kids to whine to their parents to buy them meaningless crap.
Within a week you’ll have the most annoying, addictive jingle the world has ever seen. Maybe it’s cruel and unusual for some, but I’ll guarantee this is how you break those bastards and make them talk.
If you’re questioning my reasoning, just imagine 5 hours of listening to the Meow Mix commercial. Then, you follow it up with 5 hours of the Mentos commercial….it’s the Freshmaker. If you’re really sadistic you’ll tack on another 5 hour after-dinner group presentation of the Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial at full volume.
Imagine the possibilities:
Interrogator: “Where are you hiding that nuke?”
Terrorist: “Meow meow, the Freshmaker! My first name is balogna….meow, meow… B-A-L-O-G-N-A… MEEEEEEEOOW!!!!!!!”
Interrogator: “Good, where is that nuke?”
Terrorist: “MEOW, BALONEY! It’s stuck in George Bush’s basement! MEOW!”
Mission accomplished.
I dare you to take the Junk Activism Meow Mix Challenge. Can you sit through this 10 times? I dare you to try.
‘Nuff said.
